Episode 14 - Hodor's Bran-Pack

Oh shit, look at that, it's a new episode! This week is rife with genitalia, poison, and Umbers . We cover the following three chapters from A Game of Thrones:

Bran VI

Daenerys VI

Catelyn VIII

This week, Bran and Rickon freak out to varying degrees about Robb's decision to lead his northern host against the Lannisters, while we learn a lot more about Hodor than we ever truly needed to know. Dany manages to avoid being poisoned, but still somehow thinks that she doesn't stand out in a Dothraki crowd. Catelyn finally reaches Robb, and doesn't force him to return to Winterfell for a time out and a nap.

As always, we spoil everything that we possibly can, and say things like "fuck" and "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch" a lot. 

You can download or listen to the episode here, or on iTunesStitcher, or whatever it is that the kids are using these days.

And finally, here is one image that we discussed during the episode. I'm still working on the perfect Old Nan as Mulder/ Maester Luwin as Scully image. Stay tuned.

Episode 13 - That's So Raven

We're late, but we're here with a new episode! It's a bit of a shorty, but I promise it's a good one. We cover the following two chapters from A Game of Thrones:

Sansa IV

Jon VII

This week, Sansa imprisons herself, Cersei puts on her master manipulator hat, Sam proves that his weight is not correlated to a lack of intelligence, and Jon saves Lord Commander Mormont from the blind, murderous impulses of a feisty Wight. 

This week is not lacking in spoilers, or swearing. You can download or listen to the episode here, or on iTunesStitcher, or your podcast aggregating app of choice.

Little miss Liza has done a real shitty thing by leaving me behind while she's in Hawaii, so next week's episode will also be a tad late. In fact, there may not be another episode until November 9th. We'll update the schedule once we're sure. So, feel free to comment on what a horrible person Liza is for taking a family vacation without me, her trusted podcast partner. 

Thanks for listening!

Episode 12 - I've Made a Huge Mistake

Happy Monday! We're here with an episode covering another four chapters from A Game of Thrones:

Eddard XIII

Jon VI

Eddard XIV

Arya IV

This week, Ned's decision making is catching up with him in a big way, as is Robert's drunkenness. Boars are slaughtered, vows are sworn, promises are broken, and someone is stuck with the pointy end of a Needle. It's a dramatic set of chapters that include some pivotal moments for Ned, Jon, and Arya. 

As always, this podcast contains spoilers for ALL material in the ASOIAF universe, lots of swearing, and a fair amount of sexual innuendo. You can download or listen to the episode here, or on iTunes, Stitcher, or your podcast aggregating app of choice.

Enjoy!

Episode 11 - Fifty Shades of Tan

This week's episode has arrived, and with it comes a butt load of insanity. The following chapters are covered:

Eddard XI

Sansa III

Eddard XII

Daenerys V

This week we delve deeper into Sansa's fantasy version of reality, and see Dany going to town on a stallion's heart. Golden crowns are given, lemon cakes are almost eaten, and Cersei makes some very unwelcome advances.

As always, spoilers and swearing abound, and the faint rustling of kitties may occasionally be audible in the background. You can download or listen to the episode here, or on iTunes, Stitcher, or your podcast aggregating app of choice.

Enjoy!

Episode 10 - Benjen = Brynden

Okay, fine, Benjen may not = Brynden, but doesn't that have a nice ring to it? This week we've covered another four chapters from A Game of Thrones:

Eddard X

Catelyn VII

Jon V

Tyrion VI

This week we find Ned recovering from the battle that his leg lost vs. a horse, and dreaming of the events at the Tower of Joy. Catelyn thinks she may have made a huge mistake (she did,) Jon saves Sam's life, and Tyrion, after winning his trial by combat, horrifies Bronn with the story of how he lost his virginity. 

This podcast contains spoilers for ALL material in the series, a lot of swearing, and just a little bit of coughing (allergies, yo.)

Enjoy!

Episode 9 - Deception Inception

We're a wee bit late this week, but we're alive, all of our limbs are intact, and we've got an episode covering the following four chapters from A Game of Thrones:

Eddard IX

Daenerys IV

Bran V

Tyrion V

This podcast contains spoilers for ALL material in the series, a fair amount of explicit commentary, and lots of inaudible eye rolling and head shaking.

Ned's problems culminate in a horse crushing his legs, while Dany keeps trying to put that dick Viserys in his place. Bran manages to squeeze in a few moments of happiness while riding a horse in his new saddle, although it's short-lived, and Tyrion gets punched in the face a bunch of times. 

Enjoy!

Episode 8 - Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board

Well it's Monday, and that blows, but luckily we've got a new episode today! This week, we cover the following three chapters from A Game of Thrones:

Arya III

Eddard VIII

Catelyn VI

This podcast contains spoilers for ALL material in the series, lots of bad words, and minimal feline interruptions. Next week we will resume our planned schedule of four to five chapters per week, and someday, we will all die.

Enjoy!